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Quote Author: Steven Wright
Steven Wright – ‘Whats another word for Thesa…
‘Whats another word for Thesaurus?’
Quote Author: Steven Wright
Quote Genre: What
Steven Wright – ‘You cant have everything…….
‘You cant have everything…. Where would you put it?’
Quote Author: Steven Wright
Quote Genre: Everything
Steven Wright – ‘When I was in boy scouts I s…
‘When I was in boy scouts I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.’
Quote Author: Steven Wright
Quote Genre: Boy
Steven Wright – ‘Whose cruel idea was it for …
‘Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an s in it?’
Quote Author: Steven Wright
Quote Genre: Word
Steven Wright – ‘The other day I was walking …
‘The other day I was walking my dog around my building … on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me Im afraid of widths.’
Quote Author: Steven Wright
Quote Genre: Brotherhood
Steven Wright – ‘The sooner you fall behind t…
‘The sooner you fall behind the more time youll have to catch up.’
Quote Author: Steven Wright
Quote Genre: Procrastination
Steven Wright – ‘The sun never sets on the Br…
‘The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded.’
Quote Author: Steven Wright
Quote Genre: Empire
Steven Wright – ‘Well you know when youre roc…
‘Well you know when youre rocking in a rocking chair and you go so far that you almost fall over backwards but at the last instant you catch yourself? Thats how I feel all the time.’
Quote Author: Steven Wright
Quote Genre: Fall
Steven Wright – ‘What happens if you get scar…
‘What happens if you get scared half to death twice?’
Quote Author: Steven Wright
Quote Genre: Death
Steven Wright – ‘On the other hand you have d…
‘On the other hand you have different fingers.’
Quote Author: Steven Wright
Quote Genre: Diet