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Steven Wright – ‘Whats another word for Thesa…

‘Whats another word for Thesaurus?’

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Steven Wright – ‘You cant have everything…….

‘You cant have everything…. Where would you put it?’

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Steven Wright – ‘When I was in boy scouts I s…

‘When I was in boy scouts I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.’

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Steven Wright – ‘Whose cruel idea was it for …

‘Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an s in it?’

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Steven Wright – ‘The other day I was walking …

‘The other day I was walking my dog around my building … on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me Im afraid of widths.’

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Steven Wright – ‘The sooner you fall behind t…

‘The sooner you fall behind the more time youll have to catch up.’

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Steven Wright – ‘The sun never sets on the Br…

‘The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded.’

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Steven Wright – ‘Well you know when youre roc…

‘Well you know when youre rocking in a rocking chair and you go so far that you almost fall over backwards but at the last instant you catch yourself? Thats how I feel all the time.’

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Steven Wright – ‘What happens if you get scar…

‘What happens if you get scared half to death twice?’

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Steven Wright – ‘On the other hand you have d…

‘On the other hand you have different fingers.’

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