Quote Author: Douglas Noel Adams

Douglas Noel Adams – ‘Plenty of people did not car…

‘Plenty of people did not care for him much but then there is a huge difference between disliking somebody maybe even disliking them a lot and actually shooting them strangling them dragging them through the fields and setting their house … Continue reading

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Douglas Noel Adams – ‘This planet has or rather h…

‘This planet has or rather had a problem which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem but most of these were largely concerned … Continue reading

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Douglas Noel Adams – ‘He hoped and prayed that the…

‘He hoped and prayed that there wasn?t an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn?t an afterlife.’

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Douglas Noel Adams – ‘Life … is like a grapefrui…

‘Life … is like a grapefruit. Its orange and squishy and has a few pips in it and some folks have half a one for breakfast.’

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Douglas Noel Adams – ‘The ships hung in the sky in…

‘The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don?t.’

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Douglas Noel Adams – ‘First we thought the PC was …

‘First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics and we thought it was a television. With the … Continue reading

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Douglas Noel Adams – ‘A common mistake people make…

‘A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.’

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Douglas Noel Adams – ‘Its no coincidence that in n…

‘Its no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase As pretty as an airport appear.’

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Douglas Noel Adams – ‘I don?t believe it. Prove it…

‘I don?t believe it. Prove it to me and I still won?t believe it.’

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