Quote Author: Dave Barry

Dave Barry – ‘Edison?s greatest achievemen…

‘Edison?s greatest achievement came in 1879 when he invented the electric company. Edison?s design was a brilliant adaptation of the simple electrical circuit: the electric company sends electricity through a wire to a customer then immediately gets the electricity back … Continue reading →

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Dave Barry – ‘Most married couples even th…

‘Most married couples even though they love each other very much in theory tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies the result being that they get on each others nerves and regularly erupt into vicious … Continue reading →

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Dave Barry – ‘What I look forward to is co…

‘What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.’

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Dave Barry – ‘Meetings are an addictive hi…

‘Meetings are an addictive highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.’

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Dave Barry – ‘If a woman has to choose bet…

‘If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infants life she will choose to save the infants life without even considering if there is a man on base.’

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